Weggenhen is a god.

It takes the form of a large, all-knowing walrus.

Weggenhen created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Weggenhen, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Weggenhen, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Weggenhen's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Weggenhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning planets.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Put Weggenhen first in all things.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.