Cipraghom is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unfair sheep.

Cipraghom created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cipraghom, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cipraghom, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Cipraghom's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cipraghom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Put Cipraghom first in all things.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Cipraghom loves moths, so they must be honoured.