Bissbaphabster is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, charitable wasp.

Bissbaphabster created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissbaphabster, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bissbaphabster, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bissbaphabster's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bissbaphabster's Holy Commandments

1. Bissbaphabster loves mites, so they must be honoured.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.