Bodgenmip is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent turtle.

Bodgenmip created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodgenmip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bodgenmip, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bodgenmip's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bodgenmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always remove scarves before touching titanium.

5. Never eat nuts on holy days.