Cettagbest is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet otter.

Cettagbest created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cettagbest, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cettagbest, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Cettagbest's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cettagbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.