Gunyartlap is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil hare.

Gunyartlap created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gunyartlap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gunyartlap, he will send minions to preach to you.

Gunyartlap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gunyartlap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks in need.

2. Never sing in the presence of mice.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Never feed peas to dogs while wearing purple corsets.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing cyan shorts and balancing three carbon spheres on your head.