Sandundit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, witless guinea pig.

Sandundit created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandundit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sandundit, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sandundit's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sandundit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always obey Sandundit's priests.