Didflamdim is a god.

He takes the form of a large, calm badger.

Didflamdim created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didflamdim, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Didflamdim, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Didflamdim's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Didflamdim's Holy Commandments

1. Didflamdim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look at galaxies.