Milcansin is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, omniscient jackal.

Milcansin created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milcansin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Milcansin, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Milcansin's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Milcansin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Milcansin nine times a day.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never feed turnips to tapirs while wearing orange skirts.

5. Never hurt dolphins.