Fonrulmot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, contented hippopotamus.

Fonrulmot created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonrulmot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fonrulmot, he will turn you into a tree.

Fonrulmot's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Fonrulmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of monkeys.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not make images of living things.