Bosstarlit is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful slug.

Bosstarlit created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bosstarlit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bosstarlit, it will manifest in front of you.

Bosstarlit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bosstarlit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bosstarlit on top of all buildings.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always obey Bosstarlit's priests.