Ontomthas Veencunmis Mumbetzen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, effective wyvern.

Ontomthas Veencunmis Mumbetzen created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontomthas Veencunmis Mumbetzen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ontomthas Veencunmis Mumbetzen, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ontomthas Veencunmis Mumbetzen's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Ontomthas Veencunmis Mumbetzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your back toward the east during prayer.

2. Ontomthas Veencunmis Mumbetzen loves snakes, so they must be respected.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.