Hapwitpon is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless elephant.

Hapwitpon created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hapwitpon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hapwitpon, he will boil you in a big pot.

Hapwitpon's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hapwitpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare rice while filled with envy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hapwitpon.

4. Hapwitpon must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always share nuts with strangers, but never with squirrels.