Rowoddav is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty raccoon.

Rowoddav created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowoddav, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rowoddav, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rowoddav's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Rowoddav's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry shrews.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Always help sick nematodes.

5. Do not listen to music.