Hamnillbom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil aardvark.

Hamnillbom created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamnillbom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hamnillbom, it will not invite you to parties.

Hamnillbom's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Hamnillbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather seven nematodes in one place.

2. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Always act with purity.