Fardingup is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unfair crane.

Fardingup created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fardingup, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fardingup, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fardingup's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fardingup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.