Yogdavkap is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humorless dugong.

Yogdavkap created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogdavkap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yogdavkap, he will think nothing of it.

Yogdavkap's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Yogdavkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near badgers.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Never jump in holy places.