Fodpanban Fobgonjin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered raven.

Fodpanban Fobgonjin created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodpanban Fobgonjin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fodpanban Fobgonjin, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fodpanban Fobgonjin's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fodpanban Fobgonjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Do not make images of living things.