Mutjanfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient crane.

Mutjanfarn created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutjanfarn, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mutjanfarn, he will not care at all.

Mutjanfarn's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Mutjanfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. Never talk about special relativity near turtles while wearing violet jumpers and balancing eight copper spheres on your hands.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Retreat if nine snails approach from the east.