Gigfomflapdab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful toad.

Gigfomflapdab created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigfomflapdab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gigfomflapdab, she will destroy your home solar system.

Gigfomflapdab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gigfomflapdab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Always help squirrels.