Dimhenzen is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent monkey.

Dimhenzen created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimhenzen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dimhenzen, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dimhenzen's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dimhenzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Dimhenzen on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Dimhenzen on top of important buildings.

5. Always take life seriously.