Miscabjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate yak.

Miscabjarn created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miscabjarn, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Miscabjarn, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Miscabjarn's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Miscabjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of goats.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not eat grapes.