Queegsugmid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive bat.

Queegsugmid created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegsugmid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Queegsugmid, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Queegsugmid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Queegsugmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four gulls near towers.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never mention monkeys.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.