Fligfutsigweebodfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, uncaring finch.

Fligfutsigweebodfarn created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fligfutsigweebodfarn, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fligfutsigweebodfarn, it will torture you forever.

Fligfutsigweebodfarn's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fligfutsigweebodfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

5. Do not stand on grass.