Vadnararfhas is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong whale.

Vadnararfhas created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vadnararfhas, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vadnararfhas, she will destroy your home planet.

Vadnararfhas' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Vadnararfhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never sit in the presence of mice.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.