Gamhimpag Bopgepcar is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fussy goose.

Gamhimpag Bopgepcar created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gamhimpag Bopgepcar, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gamhimpag Bopgepcar, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gamhimpag Bopgepcar's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gamhimpag Bopgepcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Never eat nuts.

5. Never sprint near tortoises.