Larnsomwad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful rhinoceros.

Larnsomwad created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larnsomwad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Larnsomwad, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Larnsomwad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Larnsomwad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Larnsomwad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always obey Larnsomwad's priests.

5. Never bounce in holy places.