Flatlarnmut is a god.

She takes the form of a small, duplicitous weasel.

Flatlarnmut created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flatlarnmut, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Flatlarnmut, she will turn you into a frog.

Flatlarnmut's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Flatlarnmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place grapes upon stone.

2. Never mix lentils with ash.

3. Run away from red hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Do not kill cats.