Tanrowfarnbig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful spider.

Tanrowfarnbig created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tanrowfarnbig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tanrowfarnbig, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tanrowfarnbig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tanrowfarnbig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Tanrowfarnbig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not listen to music.