Targyarnat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless aardvark.

Targyarnat created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Targyarnat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Targyarnat, he will think nothing of it.

Targyarnat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Targyarnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Targyarnat.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Run away from brown foxes, for they are unholy.