Arpjignad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, humane badger.

Arpjignad created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpjignad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Arpjignad, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Arpjignad's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Arpjignad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four copper sculptures of Arpjignad on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near cats while wearing brown dresses and balancing eight titanium spheres on your hands.

3. Never feed oranges to capybaras while wearing violet shorts.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never paint your arms yellow.