Panglophom is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful turtle.

Panglophom created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panglophom, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Panglophom, he will not invite you to parties.

Panglophom's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Panglophom's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your feet toward the north during prayer.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.