Wotbabarf Nibpigtifpog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, caring tortoise.

Wotbabarf Nibpigtifpog created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wotbabarf Nibpigtifpog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wotbabarf Nibpigtifpog, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wotbabarf Nibpigtifpog's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Wotbabarf Nibpigtifpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.