Nadcitlist is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered fairy.

Nadcitlist created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadcitlist, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nadcitlist, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nadcitlist's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nadcitlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four seals in a large pit.

2. Put Nadcitlist first in all things.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nadcitlist.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.