Febcindam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome ant.

Febcindam created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Febcindam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Febcindam, she will turn you into a slug.

Febcindam's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Febcindam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never gather seven sharks near wells.

3. You must pray to Febcindam nine times a day.

4. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

5. Do not kill grasshopers.