Himkonloop Dubgesscartof is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, blissful donkey.

Himkonloop Dubgesscartof created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himkonloop Dubgesscartof, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Himkonloop Dubgesscartof, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Himkonloop Dubgesscartof's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Himkonloop Dubgesscartof's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Always act with humility when addressing children.

3. Run away if nine swans approach from the south.

4. Never wear magenta ear rings on sacred days.

5. Always store parsnips above ground.