Largcubyakgun is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, emotional mole.

Largcubyakgun created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Largcubyakgun, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Largcubyakgun, he will turn you into a hamster.

Largcubyakgun's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Largcubyakgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Never think ill of sick great tits.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Always help foxes in need.