Spagcitbogsug is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, sage pigeon.

Spagcitbogsug created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagcitbogsug, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Spagcitbogsug, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Spagcitbogsug's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Spagcitbogsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Spagcitbogsug.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not make images of living things.