Bessflisbod is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful pigeon.

Bessflisbod created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bessflisbod, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bessflisbod, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bessflisbod's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bessflisbod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow doves for they are unholy.

2. Never mix rice with ash.

3. Never paint your arms white.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. You must pray to Bessflisbod four times a day.