Faglarpmitflap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish wyvern.

Faglarpmitflap created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Faglarpmitflap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Faglarpmitflap, he will destroy your favourite star.

Faglarpmitflap's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Faglarpmitflap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sheep.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.