Kiklargdadkapgondavdisspas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciful walrus.

Kiklargdadkapgondavdisspas created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kiklargdadkapgondavdisspas, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kiklargdadkapgondavdisspas, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Kiklargdadkapgondavdisspas' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Kiklargdadkapgondavdisspas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never mark doors with orange.

3. Never feed beans to otters while wearing violet tights.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.