Dinflowbedquafnarldusstomhom is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident slug.

Dinflowbedquafnarldusstomhom created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinflowbedquafnarldusstomhom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dinflowbedquafnarldusstomhom, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dinflowbedquafnarldusstomhom's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Dinflowbedquafnarldusstomhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

2. Never wear green dresses on sacred days.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not chop down trees.