Tamsomtab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, selfish ferret.

Tamsomtab created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamsomtab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tamsomtab, it will turn you into a puffin.

Tamsomtab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tamsomtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Always obey Tamsomtab's priests.

4. Hide if four mites approach from the south.

5. Do not take Tamsomtab's name in vain.