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It takes the form of a minute, awesome dog.

Sispidjathudcutflanken Withotcid Vegdumdob created an up quark two billion years ago.

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2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Never gather eight seals in one place.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Never allow birds to sleep beneath your roof.