Badvegveen Yatcarbityokwat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak naga.

Badvegveen Yatcarbityokwat created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badvegveen Yatcarbityokwat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Badvegveen Yatcarbityokwat, it will turn you into a frog.

Badvegveen Yatcarbityokwat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Badvegveen Yatcarbityokwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

2. Never touch ash while tainted.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never pray while filled with fear.

5. Do not place beans upon stone.