Hotlendim Paslarglip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, selfish ant.

Hotlendim Paslarglip created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hotlendim Paslarglip, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hotlendim Paslarglip, it will turn you into a frog.

Hotlendim Paslarglip's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Hotlendim Paslarglip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Hotlendim Paslarglip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Do not take Hotlendim Paslarglip's name in vain.

5. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.