Omtartxuc Fodquamdid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciless wasp.

Omtartxuc Fodquamdid created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtartxuc Fodquamdid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Omtartxuc Fodquamdid, he will throw large rocks at you.

Omtartxuc Fodquamdid's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Omtartxuc Fodquamdid's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Omtartxuc Fodquamdid.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must never eat peas.