Sanbellgig Kaptadnar is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able seal.

Sanbellgig Kaptadnar created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanbellgig Kaptadnar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sanbellgig Kaptadnar, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sanbellgig Kaptadnar's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Sanbellgig Kaptadnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow doves to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always take life seriously.