Rutwitarf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating bee.

Rutwitarf created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rutwitarf, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rutwitarf, he will have a low opinion of you.

Rutwitarf's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rutwitarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Otters are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never laugh in the presence of manatees.