Nartlidsanmis is a god.

He takes the form of a small, tranquil alligator.

Nartlidsanmis created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nartlidsanmis, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nartlidsanmis, he will turn you into a rat.

Nartlidsanmis' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nartlidsanmis' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nartlidsanmis four times a day.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never eat bark.