Nadboglun is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, passionate lobster.

Nadboglun created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Nadboglun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nadboglun, she will turn you into a mole.

Nadboglun's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Nadboglun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never eat cherries on fasting days.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not keep three sheep in a large pit.