Narlnellad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, capable octopus.

Narlnellad created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Narlnellad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Narlnellad, he will turn you into a goat.

Narlnellad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Narlnellad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Never feed melons to dolphins while wearing red shorts.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never feed lots of garlic to hamsters while wearing indigo skirts.

5. Do not chop down trees.