Batrotcadflapfubkipnig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful guinea pig.

Batrotcadflapfubkipnig created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batrotcadflapfubkipnig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Batrotcadflapfubkipnig, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Batrotcadflapfubkipnig's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Batrotcadflapfubkipnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Batrotcadflapfubkipnig on top of all buildings.

3. Never paint your back cyan.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.