Ominnarlab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate squid.

Ominnarlab created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominnarlab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ominnarlab, it will turn you into a slug.

Ominnarlab's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Ominnarlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Retreat if eight sheep approach from the east.

4. Never mention otters.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.