Banfarflow is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, smart wyrm.

Banfarflow created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Banfarflow, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Banfarflow, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Banfarflow's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Banfarflow's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.