Godtonvad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, flying tortoise.

Godtonvad created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godtonvad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Godtonvad, he will turn you into a rock.

Godtonvad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Godtonvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.