Sagwotstik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, astonishing beaver.

Sagwotstik created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sagwotstik, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sagwotstik, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sagwotstik's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Sagwotstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always act with purity.

3. Worship no other gods but Sagwotstik.

4. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.