Zimgofnut Cimnilhan Tapvogpan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, strong frog.

Zimgofnut Cimnilhan Tapvogpan created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimgofnut Cimnilhan Tapvogpan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zimgofnut Cimnilhan Tapvogpan, he will send minions to preach to you.

Zimgofnut Cimnilhan Tapvogpan's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Zimgofnut Cimnilhan Tapvogpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Put Zimgofnut Cimnilhan Tapvogpan first in all things.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.