Zimpangraw is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, competent wasp.

Zimpangraw created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimpangraw, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zimpangraw, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zimpangraw's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Zimpangraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of geese.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never hurt otters.

5. Never think about nebulae.