Wapbossvin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witty scorpion.

Wapbossvin created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapbossvin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wapbossvin, he will ignore you.

Wapbossvin's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Wapbossvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Erect seven tin sculptures of Wapbossvin on top of important buildings.