Yikshavbiss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, blissful tapir.

Yikshavbiss created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Yikshavbiss, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yikshavbiss, he will destroy your home planet.

Yikshavbiss' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Yikshavbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of porpoises.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never pray while filled with joy.

5. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.