Bestgonwodlargxucnull is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient pig.

Bestgonwodlargxucnull created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bestgonwodlargxucnull, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bestgonwodlargxucnull, he will turn you into a frog.

Bestgonwodlargxucnull's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bestgonwodlargxucnull's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

5. Never cross rivers at midnight.