Zim is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, smart bear.

Zim created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zim, it will turn you into a worm.

Zim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Zim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never wear brown skirts.

3. Hide from red squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.