Mitfensakkim is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, kind capybara.

Mitfensakkim created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitfensakkim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mitfensakkim, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mitfensakkim's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Mitfensakkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Never touch ash while blessed.

5. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.