Xemfebgep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident dingo.

Xemfebgep created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemfebgep, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xemfebgep, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Xemfebgep's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Xemfebgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help ducks.

3. Never paint your chest indigo.

4. Put Xemfebgep first in all things.

5. Never sit in the presence of tapirs.