Lenafstikart is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous lobster.

Lenafstikart created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenafstikart, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lenafstikart, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Lenafstikart's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Lenafstikart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Lenafstikart in the centre of the settlement.