Wanbestkinvinbogbarntonk is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, caring cat.

Wanbestkinvinbogbarntonk created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wanbestkinvinbogbarntonk, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wanbestkinvinbogbarntonk, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wanbestkinvinbogbarntonk's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Wanbestkinvinbogbarntonk's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Always stare at clouds.