Fabbanmitvilstigmid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful cat.

Fabbanmitvilstigmid created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabbanmitvilstigmid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fabbanmitvilstigmid, she will make you grow a tail.

Fabbanmitvilstigmid's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fabbanmitvilstigmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Never mark doors with yellow.

4. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.